Secretary Quotes

"I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist.  I went down on one knee 
and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away."
~ Stephen Fry

"I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. 
If it's somebody else's secretary, fine."
~ Barry Goldwater

"Someday, people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don't.
And there will be a special name for them:  Secretaries."
- Scott Adams

"The first thing the secretary types is the boss."
~ Donald Trump

"Always be nice to secretaries.  They are the real gatekeepers in the world."
 ~ Anthony J. D'Angelo

"Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it"
 ~ Lord Mancroft

"If you have a good selling idea, your secretary can write your ad for you."
~ Morris Hite