"I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. 
If it's somebody else's secretary, fine."
~ Barry Goldwater
 

"Someday, people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don't.
And there will be a special name for them:  Secretaries."
- Scott Adams
 

"The first thing the secretary types is the boss."
~ Donald Trump
 

"Always be nice to secretaries.  They are the real gatekeepers in the world."
 ~ Anthony J. D'Angelo
 

"Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it"
 ~ Lord Mancroft
 

"If you have a good selling idea, your secretary can write your ad for you."
~ Morris Hite