The Redhead Song

Learned at a Ren Faire from an Anonymous Bard


There were two fair young maids,
Redheaded lasses,
Who admired in all men,
Their cute little...
...earlobes!

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Oh redheads they say,
Have all the luck,
And it is said that they like to get dr--
Roses and daisies an' tulips and posies.

Their talents are refined,
Some say they are the best.
They'll make you lose your mind,
When you squeeze them in the...
...Tavern!

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With red hair blazing like fire,
No ordinary maids,
With men that they desire,
They like to get...
...Presents!

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