We're allowed to be temperamental, moody, pouty,
You can be alone without being perceived as "strange".
You can be angry and be excused for it, because
if you know us well,
When we run into another redhead....its like a silent club.
We get in the clubs free, asked to dance often,
You don't have to join clubs or play board games at parties.
Insecure women won't like you, because red
You occasionally............ well maybe a wee
more than occasionally,
Forget about avoiding or hiding from an ex, an
And the nicknames....they basically stay the same
as they were in adolescence.
People always stare at you like you're a creature
with three eyes.
If you can't spell, well, you'll get the job anyway.
You provoke randy behavior-- even from dogs.