Cat Haikus

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit, hairball somewhere
Will find in morning.
Blur of motion, then
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Wanna go outside.
Uh oh! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll go in the sink.
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce!  Good dog!  Good dog!
I want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?