| Grace personified.
I leap into the window. I meant to do that. |
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. |
| Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner. |
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my Sitting on your hands. |
| The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. |
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt? |
| Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a 'term paper'? |
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit, hairball somewhere Will find in morning. |
| Blur of motion, then
silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? |
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams My claws are not that sharp. |
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| You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. |
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I can just hide my head. |
| Wanna go outside.
Uh oh! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! |
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! |
| Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around |
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!" |
| Litter box not here
You must have moved it again I'll go in the sink. |
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds Your foot just squashed one. |
| I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! Good dog! Good dog! |
I want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head inside your armpit? |
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