Crazy Cat Lady


1.  Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was. 
    Instead they ask how your cats are doing.

2.  People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes.
     They realize it's hopeless anyway.

3.  When you get your latest roll of film developed, 
     there's not a single human being in the pictures.

4.  You have more cats than the local pet store and there are several 
      kitty litter boxes in every room of your apartment.

5.  Your personal motto is: "You can never have enough cats."

6.  You buy more than 60 pounds of cat litter a month.

7.  You'd rather watch hours of boring infomercials
     than disturb the cat sleeping on the remote.

8.  You choose your friends based on how well your cats like them.

9.  The only time you leave your apartment is to feed
     the stray cats in the neighborhood.

10.  You introduce your cats by name to the pizza delivery guy.