|-- Make the world your playground.
-- Whenever you miss the litter tray, cover it up.
-- If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
-- When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
-- Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
-- Nap often.
-- When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
|-- Life is hard, and then you nap.
-- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
-- When in doubt, cop an attitude.
-- Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
-- Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
-- Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
-- A bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."