-- Whenever you miss the litter tray, cover it up. 
    Dragging a clean sock over it helps.

-- If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

-- When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.

-- Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.

-- Nap often.

-- When in trouble, just purr and look cute.

-- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

-- When in doubt, cop an attitude.

-- Variety is the spice of life.  One day, ignore people;  the next day, annoy them.

-- Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.

-- Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.

-- A bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."