ABC's of Catness

(What All Cats Know About Living The Good Life!)

Act nonchalant

Be Comfortable

Control yourself



Fake what you dont know

Grab at Passing Opportunities

Have wild moments of abandon

Ignore the ignorant

Jog in your sleep

Knead People

Let it all hang out

Make friends with your neighbors

Nap often

Overstep boundaries

Play with your food

Quit while your winning

Return to your favorite places often

See things others dont

Take your time

Understand human Limitations

View things from more than one perspective

Wait at least 60 seconds before responding

X-pect only the best

Yawn and stretch at regular intervals

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in the sunshine